Google yourself... again.

Chiar nu pot sa ignor leapsa de la Maria, mi s-a parut foarte amuzanta. Cica trebuie sa dai search pe google la "numele tau likes to" si sa alegi cele mai amuzante rezultate. Oh my. Here goes.

Sylvia likes whipped cream in his drinks (OH RLY?)
Silvia likes to walk or cycle through the countryside, where she often stays with her grandmother (i wish, din pacate mai am doar un bunic)
Silvia likes to socialize and will use any excuse to celebrate with friends (de ce suna toate foarte "proper"?)
Silvia likes to express herself through her art. (ta-dah!)
Silvia likes me (highly unlikely)

Nimic cu porn? Ma mir. Sunt un pic dezamagita. Data trecuta cand fetele mi-au Google-it numele am aflat ca eram arestata ca fiind peste. Mai imbatraneste lumea...

UPDATE: Maria ma anunta ca nu am cautat destul. Here are the gems that got away.

Silvia likes to be naked (who doesn't)
Silvia likes to watch (depends on watchee)
Silvia likes to beat me up (like i love the baby Jesus)
Silvia likes to have the best, and she heartily dislikes stinginess, small mindedness or pettiness (ta-dah!)
Silvia likes to shoot all-girl scenes ocassionally (again, who doesn't)
Silvia likes to nudge me when I'm at the copier, and gladly takes my music suggestions. What a nice lady! (am vomat un pic in gura la asta)

Inchei cu "song of the day": Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War.