Down to earth, simple, practical and kinda brilliant

If you wanna make sure your kid grows up to always be cool, Rules for my unborn son will help. A few of my faves:

If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.

Never push someone off a dock.

Don't pose with booze.

Freud was wrong. Let's move on.

You don't get to choose your own nickname.

Never eat lunch at your desk.

If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.